1. Guns don't kill people. Dusan kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals
Dusan allows to live.
3. Dusan does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Dusan is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Dusan's Beard.
There is only another fist.
6. Dusan has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in Serbia are:
1. Heart Disease 2. Dusan 3. Cancer
8. Dusan drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Dusan is my Homeboy.
10. Dusan doesn't go hunting.... Dusan GOES KILLING
11. Outer space exists because it's afraid
to be on the same planet with Dusan.

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